So Evil Patrixxx and Squidwarxxx drove down the desert road listening to Spacegrass.As the road went on the two talked to each other about things, such as the differences between Potatoes and Tomatoes, and why the dog poops on the lawn.
As the CD ended they saw something in the road ahead of them. Squidwarxxx hit the gas as hard as he could and they hit the figure in the road. They stopped the car, and got out to look at the body, it was SpongeBoxxx, he was dead. The two laughed and high fived. They did a victory dance and turned on the music in the car.
That night the two piched a tent in desert right off of where they killed SpongeBoxxx. The two sat there cooking meat over the fire and listening to Mastodon: Once More 'Round the Sun. They talked about how happy they were about Spongeboxxx being dead, when behind them, there was a sound.
A star shaped figure stood in the darkness. The Figure came into the fire's light, it was Patrixxx. "You killed Spongeboxxx, know you both will pay!" yelled Patrixxx, but Evil Patrixxx and Squidwarxxx just laughed. "WE PAY?! HA. HA. HA!!!!" said Evil Patrixxx. Squidwarxxx reached down into the fire and threw it in Patrixxx direction. Squidwarxxx looked to Evil Patrixxx and they nodded at each other. Squidwarxxx walked back a few steps and Evil Patrixxx lanched at Patrixxx pinning him to the ground. "WE NO PAY!!! YOU DIE!!!" yelled Evil Patrixxx and pushed Patrixxx's head into the fire. Patrixxx yelled in pain, and threw Evil Patrixxx off of him. Patrixxx got up and covered his face. He moved his hand and revealed his face, half of it was burnt like bacon. Evil Patrixxx laughed and Squidwarxxx came from behind and stabbed Patrixxx in the back. Patrixxx fell to the ground and bled blood all over the ground. Evil Patrixxx and Squidwarxxx laughed and into the car and drove away.
To be continued...
Written by: Gigan389