Badge-1-6 Patrixxxmart was "The Article of the Now"

So wun days i waz drivin by car and den I got fat and saw a store named patrixxxmart and it lookd alut lik wullmart so I was like yes I will go in dere so I went in and I saw spongeboxxx toys and den evil Patrixxx came down like spitermanz and killed spongeboxx and den I was like squidwarxxx powers activate teen titans go skeleton pourz activate and...

There once was a ugly Barcle, he was so ugly everyone died the end.

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