so i wus an intern at nickelodecanoftuna studios durng teh yeer 3005 wurkng on teh show patrixxx nd i watchd episudes be4 dey wer relesd 2 teh publck
the title cards of ech episode were joks lik "y sauce dosnt wurk".
then one day we got a episude we thoawt wus "fer of a krpy pty", the title card said "patrixxx suicide" wii thoawt it wus a morbd jok
it strtd wif patrixxx killin sum1 lik usawul den spoonboob nd him wnt 2 squidzwardzxxx's clarinet preformanc nd it wus bd
so patrixxx silently wakd hom nd wen he got hom he sat on hs bed 4 a whil
den he strtd cryng den he sobed den screemz wer herd den he lukd at teh screen nd he had Hyper-Realistic' bledng eys.. Hyper-Realistic.... 'HYPER REALISTIC EYES! den imugs uf ded chldren apered
1 intern ran awy sad nd 1 killd him slf aftr teh day
den patrixxx shot himslf
den it wus over
i threw up
den i quit
An da worst part iz, I waz ded all along..
Written by Habergeon