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Badge-1-6 PATRIXXX BUYZ A NINTENDO 64 was "The Article of the Now"


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64?

PATRIXXX WAS WALKIN DOWN DA STREET AND HE SAW A YARD SALE. HE WENT TO DA SALE AND SAW A CREEPY OLD MAN HOLDING A NINTENDO 64. PATRIXXX BOUGHT DA 64 FOR 7 CENTZ AND HE CAUGHT A GAEM CALLED ZELDUH MAJORIAZ MASK.

HE WENT HOME AND PLAYED IT AND BEN POPPED OUT OF DA TV AND PATRIXXX SPIT BUBBLEZ AT HIM. BEN DIED AND PATRIXXX BROKE HIS 64 AND HE LISTEN TO LAVENDUR TOWEN MUSIC FROM POKEMON AND DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE.

PATRIXXX WENT TO TAKE A SHOWER AND JEFF DA KILLA CAME OUT OF DA DRAIN AND STABED PATRIXXX AND PATRIXXX CAUGHT HIS BROKEN 64 AND THOUGH IT AT HIM AND JEFF DIED.

PATRIXXX NEVER TOOK A SHOWER AGIAN.

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