PATRIXXX was at Safeway when he stumbled across a balloon. He grabbed the balloon and went to the counter and said... "I'm taking this balloon, and I ain't paying LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"... Then he burst through the window and the balloon popped. PATRIXXX then cried and killed the man at the counter and ate his liver.
Oh yeah, did I mention that there is a skeleton behind.... UR NEXT OMFG 666!!!1!1!!!!
run 4 ur lief1!!!!!!1!!!oneoneoneoneonetwominusoneequalsone1!!!!!11!1!!
Written by Habergeon