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THE STOREYEdit

EVIL PATRIXXX wanted to become more evil so he went to dr evil's lair and ate him.



but then DREW PICKLES popped out of a HYPER REALISTIC trash can and brutally seduced him which sounded like hahahahahahhaahahahahaha but then EVIL PATRIXXX used his EVUL POWRS to eat DREW PICKLES' 300 mile long PIPI so then he became even more eviler so then EVILIST PATRIXXX APPEARED AND EVIL PATRIXXX sexxxed HIM WITH DREW PICKLES WHICH SOUNDED LIKE HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA AND THEN THEY SHOWERED WITH HIM LIKE SOISOSIOSSOSOISOSIOSISOSIOSISOIS GET SPEAKONIA, BITCH SOISOSSISOSISOISOISOSIOSISOISOSI BAG, THAT WAS SWELL and then he ate EVILIST PATRIXXX's corpse like nomnomnomnom this is evilist patrixxx, not the real evil patrixxx nomnomnomnomnom bag, that was swell



so to become even more evil, EVIL PATRIXXX teleported to jupiter and he used FIRE JELLY TO DISTROY EET AND THEN IT FORMED A BLACK HOLE AND DREW PICKLES WENT TO THE BLACK HOLE AND STARTED HAVING SEX WITH IT BECAUSE I SAID SO AND HE THEN DISTROYED DE BLACKHOLE WITH MIDKNIGHTBLAST AND DREW PICKLES GREW A 6000 MILE LONG PIPI AND THEN EVIL PATRIXXX BECAME EVEN MORE EVIL BECAUSE DREW PICKLES CAN NOW HAVE SEX WITH MORE MALES AND THAT IS EVIL BECUASE YOU CAN SEE WHY, TWOT!



THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS TO NEVER MAKE LOVE TO A BLACKHOLE OR ELSE YOUR PIPI GROWS TO AN IMPOSSIBLE SIZE AND IT WON'T FIT IN YOUR PANTS BECAUSE THAT PANT SIZE DOES NOT EXIST (UNLESS YOU ARE EVIL PATRIXXX)

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