EVILL PATRIXXX was at the beach, and he noticed an ice cream parlor. So he ran, and ran, until he got to the ice cream parlor. He bought a Strawberry Ice Cream Cone, he went back to his spot, and his ice cream fell on the ground... And, that's why EVIL PATRIXXX blew up the beach... 40 people died that day.

Patrixxx icecream

I snapped this photo of Patrixxx's dropped ice cream, before he killed me!

TEH END!!111!!!1

Written by Habergeon